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1. We're both adults here with mutual desires.
Yes we are. But I don't desire to have sex with you, therefore it's not mutual. And you saying that won't make me believe otherwise. I don't want your overworked penis near my vacationing vagina. Cut it out.
2. I just want to taste it.
What am I, ice cream? A new flavor of Italian Ice? Oh, you must think I'm gelato. I don't know where your mouth has been! Do you brush twice a day and floss regularly? Do you use a tongue scraper? Where's your tonguefax homey? I need to know how much mileage is on that bad boy before you come flicking my way.
3. Why you being stingy?
Ummmmm, let's see...cuz it's mine!! And I'm not stingy - I'm selective. I have morals, values and RESPECT for myself to not be out here passing her out like hot cakes and shit. I'm a giver yes, but I don't give it up just because you think it's a piece of candy I should share just because you asked.
4. Because I want it.
Well, I want you to disappear, but you won't. Looks like we're both losing here.
Share some of the lines you've been tossed to give up the booty!
xoxo,
Dee
Ok Here we go
ReplyDelete1.I mean I'm going through some things and you would help me out
Me:*buys you jergens*
2.You know you want to...
Me:Or nah
3.I'll just put the tip in
Me: Oh that'll stop pregnancy right??
4.I just want to make you feel good
Me:Eh, I mean there is pizza around..so I'll be aite!
#4 hands down my favorite!!
DeleteGirl you are HILARIOUS!!
ReplyDeleteI'm just keeping it real! lol
DeleteGIRL YESSS like I am looking at 99 ways to turn a man down when it comes to sex. I really enjoyed reading this! #BLMgirls!
ReplyDeleteThank you Antonia!
DeleteI wanna taste it! LMAO I am crying what am I gelato??? Yeah men are stupid I wish someone would tell me because I want it...and you can't have it if I say no..period! #BLMGirl!
ReplyDeleteThese men are ridiculous! But they do give me a good chuckle!
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